People

Anderson Cooper: young, rich, famous, good-looking heir, he could have been another P. H. (I won’t spell her name because I’m afraid people Googling her would end up on my page: THE INDIGNITY!)

He’s meeting throngs of gushing fans and he manages to stay gracious, friendly, simple and amicable. HOW DOES HE DO IT?

I hat… highly dislike crowds, I don’t like the public, and I don’t enjoy strangers. I hope I never become famous because being always surrounded by eager crowds would be enough, I believe, to make me depart from my lovely, friendly self. So I’m truly in awe of people who handle it graciously.

P. H.: This is one broad who, as far as I know, didn’t exist until a few years ago. She’s probably a plant by Al Qaeda to bring our culture to its knees. She’s everything the really good families raise their heirs no to be (point in case, AC above): spoiled, flashy, dumb, full of herself, arrogant, selfish and totally useless. Can someone PLEASE make her disappear from…everywhere I turn?

Angelina Jolie: I want her as my mother, I want to marry her, or I want to be her. Whichever. I don’t mind.

Ann Coulter: She has a lot in common with Bin Laden: they have throngs of followers although most people with any common sense see them as evil extremists; they believe they, and only they, hold the only truth, and that their religion is the only legitimate one; they believe in radical solutions; they are closed-minded, hateful and abhorrent. While one is wanted dead or alive by the US, the other is maintained in the lap of luxury by the US. Does it make sense to you? Because it doesn’t to me.

I have only one response to Ann Coulter: total and absolute boycott.

I'm really happy for y'all that I could provide you with those useless insights about my stand on these celebrities, especially my many Southern Chinese readers who otherwise don't get much in terms of REAL news. What can I say: I am once again selflessly putting myself to use for the common good of the community. I'm a living and breathing example of life. (Respectful bowing would be appropriate here - feel free.)